I’m filled with both pride and sorrow that in the midst of a revolution, dudes may be using my logo-girl to masturbate.

And Umbrellam'n should be filled with pride that I'm using the video of his beercap-fondling hands to masturbate.

Ick.

Ick, schtick my dick, that chick is hot.
I ain't whackin' to it, but I can see why some 3rd world, war-state ignoramus would blow an o-ring lookin' at that...o-ring.  Ding-a-ling.  

Laughed for a good minute at whatever the fuck that meant.  Good luck.  At least it tickled the shit outta me.

Still fucking laughing about umbrellaman's hands.  

You poor, poor bastard.  It's just not fair.  Your hands're so pretty.  All these guys picture yer nails painted red and strokin their...  Hey, what the fuck...why do I have an erection?

Okay, where's that Freud book.  I gotta look this one up.  

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You've no doubt heard of the freudian slip?  Well, that's what's known as the freudian boner.  It's both perfectly natural, and very painful.

Well, I'm thinkin' about letting something else "slit", I mean SLIP this weekend.  
cyh14.
I've been sitting on this one for a while, but got drunk enough this friday to finish it up.

I'm just sayin', while we are takin' "PAINFUL"

...Right?
Talk about yer Freudian Clit, wiggle this one, and it'll come to ya.

I’m not hep enough to dig your lingo, daddi-o.  Is cyh14 like goofballs, you Subterranean Cat?  Ginchy!

Yeah, what the fuck is going on around here? What's all this hubbub?

It's allright.  I was pretty wasted, and laughing my ass off.   I don't think I even know what that means.  However, I'm cleaning up the show to go out.  I'm apologizing beforehand, because I may be in hiding afterward.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Friday I got drunk, set up the mic, and ripped out a new one.  Saturday, got REALLY whacked, and edited it.  Sunday, I grilled some chicken and did housework.  Monday, I came home from work, listened to it sober...LAUGHED like FUCK, and deleted half of it.

Even though I'm fairly anonymous, some of that shit is just wrong..I really think I crossed a couple of lines.  Shit, for about 2 minutes, I think I was driving on the wrong side of the freeway (metaphorically, that is).

BUT, man...this is getting silly.  I've got 2 (almost) finished audio shows and 1 semi-done video episode (that may NEVER see the light of day) sitting on my HDD.

Kind of like the 2 albums worth of half-done tunes I made, sitting right next to them.

I sense a pattern here...

But, I can feel it.  This week, a new show, no matter what. I figure, if I don't put out some new shows soon, the defense might not have a strong enough case against me.  I'm even opening a beer, right now, so I can finish.  You KNOW I've never been sober for a single second on any given show, right? Not even close to it.  For some reason, I only feel "social" after a couple of beers. When I'm buzzed, I wanna make stuff.  When I'm sober, I wanna destroy stuff (I'm talking about videogames, kids).

Wow, I guess the Guinness 250 Anniversary Stout is kicking in....the mic is calling.

Similarly, when I’m buzzed, I wanna make stuff (like babies).  When I’m sober, I wanna destroy stuff (also like babies).

I didn't want to post, because that shit made me laugh like a horny duck, but...
I posted ep14 last night, but there was a glitch during uploading.  I did it again, but I don't know how long it'll take to straighten out.  I'm not going to put a link here, 'cause I wanna wait for Schools & Sloof (that's what I call them behind my mic).  If you know where it is, and you want it....well, you've got problems that only medication can solve.  Oh, I mean, go and get it.  If it doesn't pop up soon, I'll make other arrangements.   And if you REALLY wanna hear it, and just can't wait, all's I can offer is a lo-fi, low bit-rate dub (under 10 megs, natch) upon request.

I doubt I'll get any requests, but I'm proud of this one, for some reason.

Back to you, Brad.  How's the weekend weather shaping up?